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ALTObjectively the funniest thing to come out of twitter’s sinking ship
The best part is that person did donate $8 to Partners in Health, and so I didn’t delete the tweet.
Imagine making a small talk with your barista and they slide their social battery badge down a level
imagine sliding this down mid conversation lmao
In a good day I'm in yellow ngl...
You're at a lunch with friends when they all stop talking.
They were distracted by the low health sound of your social health bar
Do-do do-do do-do
I need this for... reasons.
you know what? this sort of thing should be normalized. if im talking to someone, and they feel like they need a social break, let them use this! plus it might help people who have trouble telling where they're at on that scale
BRB BOUGHT TO GO ORDER ASAP
Me too man, me too
I need this so bad
All I can picture is my wife making eye contact with me at a party and sliding it aaaassaaaaall the way down as a way of telling me she'd like to leave now.
all i can picture is my wife making eye contact as we walk towards the party and sliding it allllll the way down as a way of telling me that i am forcing her to socialize against her will and that we could be on the couch petting the dog right now
I'd want to be able to control this from a remote in my pocket. (Mentally/magically would be even better.) That way, I could have it drain away on its own during a conversation.
*learns basic social skills well into my 20s that most people know by the time theyre like 11*
having strict parents will do that to you
Having autism will do that
Having ADHD will do that to you
Being LGBT will do that to you
You will care for somebody, and you'll love him tremendously, and live and die for him. I know you will, it's your way, and you will and I'll watch.
LITTLE WOMEN
2019, dir. Greta Gerwig
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